The Gaily Jerker

By Kinsey Russel

Welcome to the Gaily Jerker blog from your friends at Videoboys. This is our little corner of the internet where we get to communicate with the world in a way that is slightly different from our other sites. Here we want to talk, you guessed it, porn, and our models, and our city, and our friends, and our lifestyle.

But I want to kick it off by saying that of course we would really like it if you would check us out on a regular basis. But we would LOVE IT if you would participate. “But Kinsey?” you ask, “how can I, just an average guy living in _______ town, USA, (or Canada, UK, Germany, Belgium, Sri Lanka, Cameroon, wherever) contribute to such a prestigious porn blog?”

Well, first of all, we don’t want to limit the scope of the Gaily Jerker Blog to just  porn! In fact we are open to pretty much any kind of topic. … On second thought, there are probably better places to discuss topics like say integral calculus or vaginal hygiene and such. But topics that may be of some interest to the average gay male would be good to include on here. So yah, let’s say that, stuff that’s interesting to the kinda person that is likely to read the Gaily Jerker Blog.

And so the way I see it, there are a number of ways one might find to contribute to the Gaily Jerker Blog.

1. Comments: Gaily Jerker Blog has comments enabled. For us, nothing could be more interesting than to hear what you have to say about the features on our blog.* Tell us what you find interesting, add some relevant info, give us your side of the story or tell us something else that I can’t even anticipate at this moment.

2. Suggestions: Got an idea about what we could add as a feature article in the blog? Have  a link you think we should include? A hot model you think we should include pictures of? Suggest a contest, an interview, an investigative report, the perfect novel for light summer reading. Let us take your creative ideas and not pay for them.

3. Contribute: Do you have an idea for a feature YOU would like to create for the blog. Maybe you want to send us a photo essay of your exotic swizzelstick collection or wax poetic on the superiority of the FleshLite over the Mangina in the competitive world of male masturbating devices. Pitch it to us and maybe it will be your lucky break.

The bottom line is Gaily Jerker Blog is not just a one-way soap box for us to spread our vicious propaganda. It’s a co-operative, dynamic medium, without boundaries. Don’t be shy…  SPEAK.

Now here are some of the things we think might be interesting for our blog readers. Naturally we will talk about our Videoboys, Jeremy Roddick and Squirtz productions, the scenes, the models, the shooting, the glamour. Undoubtedly we will talk about more general topics related to porn and the industry, trends that we are on the trailing edge of, stuff that other producers are doing that we HATE (this will be in the “Bitter Queen’s Bitching” section), porn models whose bicycle seat we would like to sniff, libelous slander and basically anything that might strike us interesting without being wildly off topic.**

And since we live and work in Montreal, and almost all of our models are from Montreal, and since Montreal is arguably the most interesting destination on earth for gay men looking for fun in a safe and sexy environment, we thought we could talk about the virtues and vices of the place. Where to go, what to do, who to see, how to interact, where to find the illusive $20 blowjob and all the other things they won’t tell you in Fodors. That should generate some lively discussion.

And now, let me bring this introductory article to a close by saying, thanks for dropping in, come back soon and please talk to us. I wasn’t kidding when I said we want your input (unless you’re a jerk or something).

Yours truly

Kinsey Russel

* This, of course, is an exaggeration intended to make a point. Obviously there are some things that are more interesting to us than what you have to say about our blog features but what you have to say is high up on the list (unless you are a jerk or something). So if you intend to comment that I am exaggerating about our interest in what  you have to say, please consider this a pre-emptive strike.

** For example our pet Cockapoo Buster’s ongoing struggle with the heartbreak of constipation is certainly interesting to us, but we would deem it “off topic” for the Gaily Jerker Blog. I hope that helps to establish some boundaries.