Poor Pepper, abandoned by his bisexual boyfriend Harry after being together for 6 years. Didn’t anyone ever tell him that bisexuals make great fuckfriends, but don’t ever date one. Nothing stings more than being left for a girl! Oh well, at least Pepper is still young and hot and will have no trouble finding love again.
On a brighter note, condolences have been flooding in from other gay penguin couples around the world to help cheer up Pepper. The gay male penguin couple Z and Vielpunkt, who live at Bremerhaven Zoo in Germany are still together. They continue their happy relationship after hatching and raising the baby penguin they adopted. Other famous gay penguin couples in Japan and New York insist that not all male penguins are deadbeat dads, and that they now have to work a little harder to set a good example.
Z and Vielpunkt at Bremerhaven Zoo in Germany took time this afternoon with a reporter from The Gaily Jerker to express their sympathies for Pepper.